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New Couple of the Day: Meet Denise, Kermit's New Lover
Via: ABC
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Kermit the Frog has got a new boo.

After Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their split earlier this summer, Kermit told the press that he had a new love in his life. Well, now we finally have a peek at the happy couple.

Meet Denise, Kermit's girlfriend. She's also a pig, but seems to be a bit more chill than Miss Piggy.

As with most things, reactions were mixed on the Internet.

But it doesn't seem like Miss Piggy even cares to notice all of the new attention on Denise.

Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy call it quits and the world goes insane.
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"Where were you when you heard about Kermit and Miss Piggy?"

This will be the question we all ask ourselves when discussing the unforeseen and public break up that announced the two muppets decided to take a one way trip to Splitsville, Aug. 4.

In a shocking Facebook move, Miss Piggy laid out the whole of the reason the famous couple chose to call it quits, thus invalidating all the close relationships in your own personal life.

Kermit delivered the public statement via Twitter:

Now, we know what you're thinking. This could just be some publicity stunt for the sake of the upcoming Muppets show, for which Miss Piggy shamefully shills in her break up message. Maybe you're right and maybe love is not an impossible concept.

Twitter got cynical. If you can believe it.

It's just a rough day all around after hearing about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale filing for divorce after 13 years of marriage. Of course, that is a little sadder since they were, you know, real people.

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