Mitt Romney

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Mittens just can't catch a break -- behold his deeply tanned Univision appearance Thursday that has the blogosphere cackling.

"Mitt's Mexican tan?" asked makeup artist Michele Probst. "That was very curious. ... To me, that had to have been someone's idea. Someone said, 'Let's try to relate to people.'"

In an effort to distract from the poor paint job, the campaign today finally released the candidate's 2011 tax returns — the Romneys paid $1.9 million in taxes on $13.7 million in income, which comes out to 14.1 percent.

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  • TDW Geek: Someone created a super-realistic turret from Portal.
  • Hahaha: "Oh, Mitt Romney's not going to be president of the United States. I think everybody knows that." --Nancy Pelosi
  • WTF: Openly gay actor Rupert Everett "can't think of anything worse" than two gay dads.
  • Awesome: Scientists have named a new type of wasp after Lady Gaga.
  • Yikes: Syrian jets attacked Lebanon today.
  • Sad: Lil Wayne takes a shot at Frank Ocean's sexuality.
  • Pitiful: The Boy Scouts covered up/didn't report hundreds of instances of sexual molestation, documents show.

Lunch Lady: Kaki West

Lunch Leisure: Voxel Shooter (via)

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Hustler head honcho Larry Flynt took out a full page ad in today's Washington Post, offering $1 million to anyone who could provide information about Mitt Romney's tax returns or various other assets.

Larry clearly hasn't been keeping up with the times, because the people who supposedly have such information only accept Bitcoins.

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