The YouTube band Schmoyoho wasted no time in creating this musical dub edition of Mitt Romney's concession speech from last night.
Abby Evans, a 4-year-old girl from Fort Collins, CO, is in the news media spotlight after a video of her grumbling about election news overload went viral on YouTube earlier this week. According to her mother Elizabeth, they were listening to NPR on their way to the grocery store when Abby suddenly started crying because she was tired of hearing about "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney. NPR promptly responded with an apology to Abby in an article titled "Dear Little Girl: Sorry We Made You Cry About 'Bronco Bamma' And Mitt Romney."
The Avengers director's endorsement of "Zomney" is a bit unconventional:
Like a lot of liberal Americans, I was excited when Barack Obama took office four years ago. But it's a very different world now. And Mitt Romney is a very different candidate, one with the vision and determination to cut through businesses' usual politics and finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse.
Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks in health care, education, social services, reproductive rights, that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting, all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland. ...
Let's all embrace the future. Stop pretending we care about each other, and start hoarding canned goods. Because if Mitt takes office, sooner or later the zombies will come for all of us.