This Dog was Elected Mayor in Minnesota!

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This Dog was Elected Mayor in Minnesota!
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First order of business: double the fire hydrants and provide free doggy biscuits to all residents!

Unsurprisingly, This is the Face of the Woman Who Got Arrested for Throwing Bricks at Windows "for Fun!"

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Unsurprisingly, This is the Face of the Woman Who Got Arrested for Throwing Bricks at Windows "for Fun!"
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Via South Maryland News Net:

The suspect shattered a total of 9 windows throughout the house and the windows on two pick-up trucks in the driveway causing an estimated $8,000 worth of damage. Once the defendant was placed under arrest she told Cpl. Connelly "this was fun and they are a bunch of Bit**s." Waro was charged with three counts of reckless endangerment and two counts of property destruction over $1,000.

This Kid Just Beat the Living Tar Out of a Hungry Alligator

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This Kid Just Beat the Living Tar Out of a Hungry Alligator
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Nine-year-old James Barney Jr. of Florida was taking a dip in a lake when a 400 pound alligator tried to make a meal of him. Miraculously, the boy fended him off with a few quick hits and Barney only has bite marks to show from it. In a few years if you meet someone by the same name, be very careful during your game of "Two Truths and a Lie," is all we're saying.

Check out some of the interview footage via Huffington Post here:


Man Buys 23 Burger King Pies to Spite Screaming Child

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Man Buys 23 Burger King Pies to Spite Screaming Child
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Apparently, after waiting in line in front of a careless mother and her screaming small child, a man who was having a bad day (and had a headache) decided to ruin that family's day: The child was screaming "I want f**king pie!" so the man bought up every last pie — all 23 of them — and walked out of the Burger King location, turning only to see the enraged mother and child, helpless as the cashier told them that the restaurant had just sold out of pie.

Now if this doesn't warm your heart, I don't know what will.