Washington Redskins Trademark Canceled by US Patent Office Saying the Name is Disparaging

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Washington Redskins Trademark Canceled by US Patent Office Saying the Name is Disparaging
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"The Trademark Trial and Appeal Board agreed with our clients that the team's name and trademarks disparage Native Americans. The Board ruled that the Trademark Office should never have registered these trademarks in the first place," Jesse Witten, the plaintiffs' lead attorney, said in a press release. "We presented a wide variety of evidence – including dictionary definitions and other reference works, newspaper clippings, movie clips, scholarly articles, expert linguist testimony, and evidence of the historic opposition by Native American groups – to demonstrate that the word 'redskin' is an ethnic slur."
The team will appeal the case, according to a statement from its attorney, and it will be able to keep its trademark protection during appeal. Further, losing the trademark would not force the team to change its name.
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So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

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So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?
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According to Lan Tien, "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result." One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one's tally-whacker in the open air, but all we're left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can "fall" into an open pipe.

These are the mysteries of life, people.

In Case You Missed it: The President of the United States Sat Down With the Founder of Tumblr for a Live Q+A Session

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In Case You Missed it: The President of the United States Sat Down With the Founder of Tumblr for a Live Q+A Session View Fullscreen
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In the President's continued attempts to reach out to young voters, Barack Obama sat down with David Karp of Tumblr to take questions from the microblogging community. The humble "ask" feature has finally made it to American politics! Check out the full video of the event here:

After 70 Years, This WWII Vet Suits Up for One More Drop Over Normandy

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After 70 Years, This WWII Vet Suits Up for One More Drop Over Normandy
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There are no words, really. Just Watch "Peewee" here put all of us to shame with his 90-year-old badassery:

When it Comes to Relaxing, This Cat is a Pro!

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When it Comes to Relaxing, This Cat is a Pro!
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Cheeto has a very special job. His relaxed demeanor allows him to be the target for dogs in training for the purpose of finding lost pets. But don't worry about Cheeto...he loves it! Thanks Cheeto!