Killer Crack of the Day: Just say no to swallowing an ounce of cocaine that's been in your brother's butt.

[filmdrunk.]

Not Even Once of the Day: Darren Aronofksy's Meth Project PSAs ain't got nothing on real life: 45-year-old Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon was arrested inside a south Tulsa Walmart yesterday while allegedly in the process of using in-store items

A Tale Of Two Druggies of the Day: A 38-year-old man found living in a trailer on a former marijuana farm was high on meth when he was arrested by Santa Clara county authorities for owning cockfighting tools.

When police asked him to explain the bobcat carcass found hanging on a nearby fence, Henry Arnibal told them he skinned and ate it as retribution for killing several of his roosters. 

Dance Like You Don't Know Everybody's Watching of the Day: In their heads, they are the Lord and Lady of the Dance.

[reddit.]

Lights Out: The 80's: Not even once.

(Bonus: Kelly Ripa @ 0:16-0:36.)

[fourfour.]

Not Even Once of the Day: Perennial rehab patron Amy Winehouse announced she was canceling part of her highly anticipated European tour after appearing out of sorts at what local Serbian media referred to as "the worst [co

Helluva Drug of the Day: Mondays, amirite? This guy definitely doesn't know what I'm talking about.

[thd.]