On-Air Blooper of the Day: Woman selflessly takes it upon herself to educate CBC News viewers on the dangers of texting and walking by demonstrating its painful consequence live on the air.
On-Air Blooper of the Day: Anchorwoman talking about sausages has a Freudian dick.
I, For One, Etc. of the Day: 50-foot spider caught on camera attacking NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis.
As for the spider-swallowing myth? False.
XD of the Day: MSNBC analyst and lingual maverick Meghan McCain thinks Mr. and Mrs. Obama deserve "some small emoticon of privacy."
Modicum, emoticon; potato, prosciutto.
Speaking of which, what would an "emoticon of privacy" look like?
On-Air Blooper Prank of the Day: NBC 26 Meteorologist Brian Niznansky will apparently read any old thing that is written on the teleprompter, including, appropriately, a classic quote from Anchorman.
I hereby demand "Anchormaning" become a thing.
On-Air Blooper of the Day: "Don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le, don't say assh*le.
Early Bird Special: TGIF before a long weekend, amirite? Irene knows what I'm talking about.
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