USA! USA! USA! of the Day: John Cena concludes last night's WWE Extreme Rules PPV event by informing the crowd at the St. Pete Times Forum that Osama bin Laden was "captured and compromised to a permanent end." Which I'm pretty sure means "killed."

[deadspin.]

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• Osama bin Laden: How we found him; how we killed him; who killed him;
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Roach Motel of the Day: Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, has been added to Google Maps.

Not surprisingly, the reviews

Status Update of the Day: The FBI has updated its Most Wanted Terrorists list to reflect the long-overdue demise of Osama (Usama) bin Laden.

Nine to go.

[fbi.]

Early Bird Special: Hey guys, did you hear? President Obama is dead! Can you believe it?

That's right, Osama bin Laden. Why? What did I say?

[@mpoppel.]

Lights Out: "We got 'im."

[thd.]

How About That of the Day: Abbottabad resident Sohaib Athar, AKA @ReallyVirtual, unwittingly live-tweeted the US assault on Osama bin Laden's compound.

"Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it,"