VP Debate Drinking Game of the Day

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Ready your beverages -- the candidates take the stage at 6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST.

(Feeling particularly boozy? More advanced versions are here and here.)

Say What Now: Election Edition of the Day

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Poor timing for Paul Ryan in advance of tonight's big VP debate -- a Wisconsin state lawmaker endorsed by the GOP nominee is under fire for suggesting that "some girls rape easy":

While discussing a case in which "a 17-year-old high school senior was charged with sexual assault for having sex with an underage girl in the school's band room," State Rep. Roger Rivard (R) told the Chetek Alert newspaper in December that his father taught him that some girls will portray a sexual encounter as rape if they become pregnant.

He is now claiming that those remarks were taken out of context and has issued a statement condemning sexual violence.

Paul Ryan Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment of the Day

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Finally, the one we've been waiting for.

Totally Legit Newsfeed of the Day

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Courtesy of our pals at College Humor!

Conservative Lorax of the Day

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The Lorax goes all Paul Ryan in this animated short from College Humor, which should hold you over until Mittens' coronation tonight at the RNC.

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#FutureMittJokes of the Day

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Mittens just can't catch a break -- the GOP candidate joked while campaigning in Michigan early this morning that "no one had ever asked to see my birth certificate," and the Twitterverse promptly sprang into action.

Check out the latest here.

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Yearbook Poll of the Day

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Paul Ryan's senior poll from a yearbook at Joseph A. Craig High School in Janesville, Wisconsin shows a brown-nosing prom king who wasn't even considered the "Ryan" with the most potential -- Most Likely To Succeed went to Adam Ryan. It's okay Paul, this guy once struck out on Most Likely To Succeed and Most Athletic. Sure, it was 8th grade, but it counts.

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