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petition nancy reagan trap queen There's a Petition Asking for Fetty Wap to Play Trap Queen at Nancy Reagan's Funeral
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This petition links Nancy Reagan's campaigning against drugs to the "school-to-prison pipeline".  The reasoning is outlined in the petition's plea for signatures:

Nancy Reagan passed away on March 6th, 2016, leaving an unforgettable legacy as the First Lady of the United States. But beyond being the First Lady, Nancy Reagan holds the important legacy as being the most famous Trap Queen in American history. 


While her husband, Ronald Reagan, was linking up with Papi to flood the streets with narcotics, Nancy was on TV telling kids to "Say No To Drugs." Her infamous "anti-drug" phrase encouraged strict laws on drug possession that led to a school-to-prison pipeline we're still dealing with now. Blacks and Latinos went to jail in droves for possessing drugs her husband gave them. It was an incredible sleight of hand that would make any wannabe Trap Queen hide in shame for her inability to be as diabolical as Nancy. 


Those supporting this petition have a wide variety of reasons why they chose to sign, which they left as comments on the petitions web page:


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What do you think about this happening?

Head here if you're down for this year's halftime show getting a little weird.

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The day Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami a petition was created to deport Bieber and revoke his green card. Today, the petition has reached the 100,000 signature threshold which warrants a response from the Obama administration.

Don't get your hopes up, Bieber haters. There have been other responses to not so pertinent petitions which received 100,000 signatures such as this response about creating a Death Star.

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The Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA) does not currently require the government to have a warrant to access your private online information. Being created in 1986, it was written in a time when several of today's online services weren't even available. Today is your opportunity to make a change. Head to the 'We the People' petition to help push the White House to support the reform.

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The online buzz over the recent trend of U.S. Secession Petitions continues with facetious counter-petitions seeking to secede from the secession movement and deport or exile those who wish to quit the Union before they can secede.

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You've probably heard by now that residents of at least 20 U.S. states have submitted petitions to the White House's "We the People" website in an attempt to secede from the Union. Largely initiated by bitter conservatives in reaction to President Obama's re-election last week, the "secession movement" is already turning into a self-parody phenomenon with far-fetched petitions like Justice for Missouri Secession, which demands that the Obama administration grant a pizza party for every remaining U.S. citizen.

Image courtesy of Nick Holmes.

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