Didn't See That Coming of the Day: Python Found in Oven After Cooking Pizza

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Didn't See That Coming of the Day: Python Found in Oven After Cooking Pizza
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Karen Jackson of Northumberland, England, had used her gas oven to cook a pepperoni pizza just two hours before her daughter had discovered a python inside. The two-foot-long reptile had slithered into a cool spot while the pizza was being cooked and then emerged later when the oven was no longer hot.
After contacting the company who sold her the appliance, she learned that the snake belonged to a factory worker's daughter.

Restored Faith in Humanity of the Day

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This week, a group of Cooper Union students devised an improvised pulley system to deliver some pizza to their fellow classmates who barricaded themselves inside the college to protest the school's proposal of a tuition system at the traditionally free institution.

Online Petition of the Day: Pizza Party for Every American

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Online Petition of the Day: Pizza Party for Every American View Fullscreen
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You've probably heard by now that residents of at least 20 U.S. states have submitted petitions to the White House's "We the People" website in an attempt to secede from the Union. Largely initiated by bitter conservatives in reaction to President Obama's re-election last week, the "secession movement" is already turning into a self-parody phenomenon with far-fetched petitions like Justice for Missouri Secession, which demands that the Obama administration grant a pizza party for every remaining U.S. citizen.

Image courtesy of Nick Holmes.

Resentment of the Day: Papa John's Boycott Campaign

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Resentment of the Day: Papa John's Boycott Campaign
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American pizza restaurant chain Papa John's has become the latest target of an online boycott campaign after its CEO John Schnatter publicly revealed that employee hours may have to be cut in order to avoid paying for their medical insurance under President Obama's new health care reform laws. Head over to Know Your Meme for more deets!

F**k Yeah Science of the Day

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F**k Yeah Science of the Day
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Say goodbye to the "hot pizza burn" -- researchers at the University of New Mexico (a city known for chemistry) have created a dissolving oral strip that gives immediate relief and healing to a scalded mouth.

Coffee, tea, pizza, or Hot Pocket, let no temperature stand in your way ever again. These need to come out ASAP.

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Lights Out

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All Keith wants is to get pizza with former SNL actor Tim Meadows. He wants it so bad, he wrote this song -- featuring one of the catchiest choruses in recent memory.

Not Safe For Work -- strong language and disturbing pizza imagery.