Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach

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Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach
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The four-meter-long beast was reportedly spotted at Broome's Cable Beach, a popular tourist destination. Correction, formerly popular tourist destination.

Can't Believe This Didn't Happen in Florida of the Day: There is No Rage Like a Customer With a Wrong Fast Food Order

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Never before has the phrase "hold the pickles" led to more near-bloodshed. Luckily, no one was hurt from this incident, except maybe our collective dignity as a nation/race of sentient beings.

Not a Joke of the Day: Man Dies From Atomic Wedgie

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Not a Joke of the Day: Man Dies From Atomic Wedgie
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A man recently killed his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, by giving him an "atomic wedgie." It's reported that Brad Davis went to St. Clair's home to fight him. When police arrived, they found St. Clair with a head injury and his underwear pulled up his back and over his head, leaving the waistband around his neck.



One police official said it was the first time he'd seen someone killed by a pair of underwear. Medical examiners determined that the cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head and asphyxiation.