He's nothing if not prepared. After watching this, you will be, too.
Oregonians are nothing if not progressive.
Exhibit A: "Teach Me How To Brushy," a badass new PSA (directed at kids) by the Oregon Dental Association, set to "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District. Starring legendary Trail Blazers play-by-play announcer Bill Schonely.