On-Air Blooper of the Day: Woman selflessly takes it upon herself to educate CBC News viewers on the dangers of texting and walking by demonstrating its painful consequence live on the air.
C*ckblocking Bear of the Day: Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.
Seriously, don't these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?!&
PSA of the Day: Pfizer has issued a recall notice for over 1 million birth control pill packets -- marketed by Akrimax Rx Products in the US -- because they may inadvertently raise the risk of pregnancy.
According to the pharmaceutical company, the recall applies to packets that were accidentally shipped with too many or too few acti