Brooklyn-based pumpkin carver and artist, Chris Soria, spent 15 hours carving this guy. Joe Vaughn takes the credit for bringing it to life with this awesome video.
This seems like cheating, but we don't care.
If you use hickok45's "carving" methods, your Jack-O'-Lantern will be the only one in the neighborhood with exit wounds.
Wait -- you were just going to carve Potato Jesus into your pumpkin and call it good? Think again!