That would be Dappy, showing off his hashtag tattoo (hashtat?) in a selfie he recently shared. He picked up the ink to be "trending forever," though nothing Dappy-related has popped up on Twitter's list of hot topics.
The best part? Dappy is best known for his song "No Regrets." We'll see how that turns out.
Seriously, how is it even possible for someone to talk this fast? By his own admission, this video took Mac Lethal 67 takes to make.
Warning: Some language (not like you'd be able to catch it anyway...)