ICWUDT of the Day: Prepare for the imminent arrival of The Raptor with the San Francisco Chronicle's end-of-the-world FAQ sheet:
Q: Will the Earth end on May 21?
A: No. The Earth will stick around for a few more months of "chaos and awful suffering" before being obliterated Oct. 21.
Good, 'cause there'll be hell to pay if I don't get to