Highbrow Lowbrow of the Day

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Highbrow Lowbrow of the Day: As part of his ongoing series of stories "about people trying to control the Internet," The Men Who Stare At Goats author and This American Life contributor Jon Ronson pays a visit to Patrice Wilson -- the person "responsible" for unleashing upon

So This Happened of the Day

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So This Happened of the Day
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So This Happened of the Day: The day Kreayshawn met Rebecca Black and the Internet somehow survived.

[@kreayshawn.]

Early Bird Special

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Early Bird Special: Rebecca Black performs on America's Got Talent.

I love opposite day! Wait, I mean I hate opposite day. Or is it I love to hate opposite d... ah, screw it -- Rebecca Black sucks.

[vvv.]

It Gets Worse of the Day

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It Gets Worse of the Day
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It Gets Worse of the Day: YouTube sensation Rebecca Black was forced to leave her school after bullying became too much to bear.

The seventh grader was pulled out of school by her mother, Georgina Marquez, who is now homeschooling the embattled teen.

Referring to her harassing classmates,

Haters Gonna Rightfully Hate of the Day

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Haters Gonna Rightfully Hate of the Day: You didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway: Rebecca Black's latest single, "My Moment," has arrived to scrape away the scabs that were just starting to coat the wounds inflicted upon your ear drums by her last audio abomination.

What're you gonna do? This is apparently her moment. And she's waited for so long. Five whole months. Which might as well be forever.

Cover Art of the Day

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Cover Art of the Day
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Cover Art of the Day: Monday. (And spontaneous human combustion comes afterwards.)

[ok! / ontd.]

Here We Go Again? of the Day

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Here We Go Again? of the Day: 14-year-old Lexi St. George, the latest pop music product to roll off the Ark Music Factory assembly line, was "discovered" by CEO Patrice Wilson at a shopping mall casting call sponsored by GMA.

That's right: Patrice Wilson -- the man responsible for inflicting a second Black Plague on unsuspecting Earthicans -- was hired by Good Morning Am