Early Bird Special: Leave it to Jesus to resurrect the "Friday" video parody meme.

[christiannightmares.]

This Is Terrifying, You Should Watch It of the Day: Friday, Friday, gotta get down on FrHE COMES.

[reddit.]

Infographic of the Day: Don't mind me, I'm just dropping this off and then I'll be on my way. I hope that's not a problem.

[ilc / graphjam.]

This Looks Staged of the Day: Two "random" Ottawa Senators fans perform an "impromptu" dance to Rebecca Black's "Friday" when the camera "inadvertently" lands on them during a recent game.

[reddit.]

Creepy Creeper of the Day: Ark Music Factory founder and CEO Patrice "Weirdo Usher" Wilson sits down with a hard-hitting investigative journalist to clear up certain misconceptions about his legitimate, non-pedophilic music-making business.

One misconception that certainly gets cleared up: Patrice Wilson is a legitimate businessman who should definitely be allowed within 100 yards of children.

Also: Television and TV.

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Classical Muzak of the Day: The orchestral arrangement for Rebecca Black's "Friday" you knew was coming is now here.

For Orchestra's Walt Ribeiro explains himself:

Regardless of what people say about this track, I actually love it, and so its the one I wanted to arrange this week.

Kids These Days of the Day: Ark Music Factory end-product Jenna Rose of "My Jeans" fame is back to protect her swag with a brand new video for her latest surefire ironic hit single, "O.M.G.".

Oh, BTW, she's 12 and you should go ahead and take a seat over there.

[ontd.]

Related: Rebecca