Early Bird Special: Leave it to Jesus to resurrect the "Friday" video parody meme.
Creepy Creeper of the Day: Ark Music Factory founder and CEO Patrice "Weirdo Usher" Wilson sits down with a hard-hitting investigative journalist to clear up certain misconceptions about his legitimate, non-pedophilic music-making business.
One misconception that certainly gets cleared up: Patrice Wilson is a legitimate businessman who should definitely be allowed within 100 yards of children.
Also: Television and TV.
Classical Muzak of the Day: The orchestral arrangement for Rebecca Black's "Friday" you knew was coming is now here.
For Orchestra's Walt Ribeiro explains himself:
Regardless of what people say about this track, I actually love it, and so its the one I wanted to arrange this week.
Kids These Days of the Day: Ark Music Factory end-product Jenna Rose of "My Jeans" fame is back to protect her swag with a brand new video for her latest surefire ironic hit single, "O.M.G.".
Oh, BTW, she's 12 and you should go ahead and take a seat over there.