Rebecca Black Remix of the Day: Rebecca Black's "Friday" as it was always meant to be heard -- through the lyrical re-interpretation of a bad lip reader.
This Is Insightful, You Should Watch It of the Day: Dom Mazzetti, the Internet's answer to G. K. Chesterton, shares his appropriately inappropriate thoughts on Rebecca Black's "Friday" video after unintentionally viewing it in lieu of porn.
(sNSFW, Dom Mazzetti.)
Hot Joint of the Day: Friday is over -- it's time for the weekend. Those Kansas Boyz know what I'm talking about.
Lights Out: Just another typical Friday night at Gregory's swinging bachelor pad.
Next Level Sh*t of the Day: The Charlottesville Community Players' first staged reading of a one-act play based on the fictional backstory of Rebecca Black's "Friday" you knew was coming is now here.
Fireside Chat of the Day: 13-year-old Bennett "Benni" Cinkle, AKA the girl in pink with the awkward dances in Rebecca Black's "Friday" video, responds to Frequently Asked Questions she receives on Tumblr.
And to the people asking her if she'll marry them: Your seat's over there.