I'm getting sick of Carl so I hope he gets it while eating some pudding or something.
Another One Down of the Day: Rick Perry has scheduled a press conference for 11 AM ET this morning, where he is expected to announce the immediate suspension of his presidential campaign.
Important Internet Milestone of the Day: It's official: Rick Perry's homophobic campaign ad has more dislikes than Rebecca Black's "Friday" (embiggen), making it the most hated video in YouTube history.
Congrats, Rick. No one has ever deserved anything more than you deserve this.
Political Ad of the Day: Rick Perry knows there's something wrong in this country "when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school."
I know there's something wrong in this country when small-minded, intolerant, homophobic fear-mongers like Rick Perry can be considered viable presidential candidates, but gays can't get married.
"I think that I'm like most Americans in that there are so many agencies of government I'