Not The Onion of the Day: While Stephen Colbert's Super PAC was urging straw poll voters to write in "Rick Parry" as their candidate of choice, a future Rick Perry political committee treasurer was serving as Colbert's master of coin.

Salvatore Purpura, whose

PSA of the Day: Texas Governor Rick Perry invites people of all faiths and creeds to join him in praying to his god for solutions to America's problems.

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