Deep Fried Thing of the Day: "Chicken" Charlie Boghosian -- purveyor of all things artery-clogging -- shows off his latest homewrecker: Deep-fried Kool-Aid.
According to Boghosian, the doughnut-hole-shaped death warrant was a best seller during opening weekend at the San Diego County Fair, with as many as 9,000 deep-friend Kool-Aid balls served.
Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial of the Day: "What is it that makes total strangers become your brothers and sisters? Why is it so easy to get laid? Why is it that the respect the attendees have for one another is so immense? That, my friend, is the unexplainable magic."
Where do I even begin?
Also: RIP Ass Dan.
Sandwich In A Can of the Day: Hey! Remember the Candwich? You know -- the sandwich that comes in a can? Oh, how we laughed.
Well, fast forward 10 months, and the "perfect product for people on the go" is now ready to meet all your "emergency food storage needs."
PB & grape jelly is available right now, but Candwich promises PB & strawberry jelly and BBQ chicken variants are just around the co
RIP Society of the Day: H8R, coming this fall to The CW, is a show in which put-upon c-listers ambush random critics and confront them about their meaningless disapproval.
Because if there's one thing that makes hate go away, it's petulantly shaming inconsequential haters on television.