Photo of the Day: Kate Middleton and Prince William share their first kiss as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. But who cares about that when look at that little girl being all "are we just about done here?"
Below: Kate and Willy say "I will" --
Regal Rant of the Day: Boston Bruins play-by-play man Jack Edwards delivers a seemingly non-sequiturial rant against "accident-of-birth royals" who "try to dictate morality according to them."
I have no idea what he's talking about, but I'll defend to the death his right to say it.
Royal Pareidolia of the Day: Royal Wedding Fever has reached epidemic levels in the UK, as entrepreneurs emerge from the woodwork to sell anything and everything remotely associated with the highly anticipated affair.
25-year-old Wesley Hosie and his girlfriend stumbled upon a Jelly Bean Factory jelly bean with an imprint that bears a passing resemblance to the future Princess Catherine, which they plan to auction off on eBay with a starting bid of £500.