Schadenfreude of the Day: With Monday looming large it's important to remember that as much as you think your day might suck, at least you didn't spill an entire tray of beer on the Chancellor of Germany.

Unless you're this guy. In which case your day definitely sucks as much as you think.

[sayomg.]

Schadenfreude of the Day: A German husband and wife filed a lawsuit against the TV channel RTL after their 15-year-old daughter spotted them in a report about a sex club for swingers. 

The couple claim they were promised their faces would be blurred, but the production company failed to follow through. The judge assigned to the case threw it out after concluding that it would be inappropriate for th

Instant Karma of the Day: In a joint statement released several minutes ago, CBS and Warner Bros. announced that, "[b]ased on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition," they have decided to shut down production of Two and a Half Men "for the remainder of the season."

Earli