Great Moments In Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: As if the British dating show Take Me Out wasn't awkward enough, contestant Damion goes for the high score by insulting each and every one of the female participants who has expressed an interest in him.
[reddit.]
Everything Went As Expected of the Day: One of Santa's less magical helpers had a bit of a mishap while attempting to rappel into a crowd of onlookers at The Gardens Mall in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida.
Sorry kids, childhood is canceled this year.
[geekologie.]
Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: TGIAF! This Fox 8 News reporter knows what I'm talking about.
[guyism.]
Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: How much dumber than a 5th grader is this game show contestant? About 802 feet.
[reddit.]
Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: Definitely more annoying than a grunt: Alizé Cornet's cellphone goes off as her Swedish Open opponent Caroline Wozniacki prepares to serve at match point. (Wozniacki went on to win.)
Public Shaming of the Day: This is footage of an alleged food-court proposal that doesn't go nearly as well as most public proposal go (which should tell you something about how well this goes).
The uploaders of this video swear by its authenticity, but my money is on viral ad for Cinnabon.
[wedinator.]
