Sign Of The Times of the Day: If you falsely believe any of the first three increase a woman's chances of getting raped, please peruse this.
Sign Of The (End) Times of the Day: Well, I'm sorry to say this, but it appears you've been left behind. Not to worry -- Rapture Jetpack's got you covered (spotted in downtown Chicago):
GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!
When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is ju