Parei-d'oh-lia of the Day: An eBay auction for a piece old, dried glue that slightly resembles Homer Simpson has racked up over 80 bids in the last few days, with the highest bidder (as of now)
Sampsons Did It of the Day: Continuity announcers at Channel 4 have apparently been having some fun "mispronouncing" The Simpsons for some time now. Someone caught on and made this self-explanatory supercut.
FACT: Every channel should be doing this for every show all the time.
Simpsons Did It of the Day: James Byrne of Bristol accidentally severed his thumb while doing a bit of sawing.
Plastic surgeons at Frenchay Hospital were unable to reattach the hacked-off digit, so they settled for the next best thing: They put his big toe in its place.
Byrne says having a fully functional hand is crucial in his line of work, so he would not have been able to "earn a decent living" withou
Simpsons Did It of the Day: Earlier today, J. C. Penney was making money off a long-sleeve shirt marketed to girls aged 7 to 16, which proudly announced to the world that its female wearer was too busy being pretty and listening to Justin Bieber to do homework like a boy.
Simpsons Did It of the Day: Residents of a neighborhood in Abilene, Texas, are up in stupid arms over a replica of Michelangelo's iconic statue of David installed in the front yard of a local homeowner.