Meet Pintester, a one-woman
disaster testing operation who attempts to recreate enticing DIY Pinterest pins at home -- at which point hilarity ensues.
No Drunken Pork Chops, Wine Jell-O Shots, or Newspaper Nail Art are safe from her blow-by-blow recaps of how difficult it can be to reproduce perfection.
Here's her take on an at-home Miracle Mask:
I really tried to leave it on for the full 30 minutes, but after a few drips, I couldn't take it anymore.
They should have done a disclaimer about the rinsing process.
Disclaimer: This makes a big sh*tty mess in the sink. I chose the word "sh*tty" carefully.
The real kick in the head about all this? I did this mask on Saturday. It is now the following Thursday and I'm having a major pre-adolescent zit-fest on my face.
Nonetheless, she maintains: "I hope no one is taking my blog as fact. I mean, it's factual that I f**k shit up, but it's not factual that everyone else will."