Well, Snooki just gave birth last night. It's also known that the ancient Mayans foretold 2012 as the End of the World.
COINCIDENCE? Yes, probably. Snooki and co. could never possibly amount to anything that important.
Now, Krentcil is fighting back with her own expletive-laden rant, therefore, causing a rift in the space-tan continuum.
Pickle of the Day: Snooki was spotted walking around Florence in a neck brace a day after crashing a car into her own police escort, injuring two officers. No alcohol was reportedly involved.
Snooki, who is in Italy with her castmates to film the fourth season of MTV's hit reality show Jersey Shore, initially refused medical treatment, which led to a few raised eyebrows when she
Saying What We're All Thinking Of Yelling of the Day: On last night's AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki.
Needless to say, it was rather glorious.
Cover Guidette of the Day: Rolling Stone defiles Dave Willardson's iconic cover with a "homage" featuring Snooki gracing the wrapper of its latest issue.
Inside, Snooki says things like "If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," and "That's how I am when I party, but some of the
Re-Imagination of the Day: "Snooki In Wonderland is an improved version of the classic Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. With 20 completely new illustrations, a totally reworked text, and discussion questions to ask your fellow guidos and guidettes, it will provide literally minutes of entertainment."
Snooki In Wonderland: The Improved Classic by Phil Edwards, John Tenniel, and a grave-rolling Lewi