So This Happened of the Day: Bravo's Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named.
So This Happened of the Day: Asking celebrities to the Marine Corps Ball just went next-level: At a Toys-for-Tots event on the Washington D.C.-adjacent Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, Marine Lance Corporal Aaron Leeks managed to summon the courage he needed to ask Michelle Obama to accompany him to next year's Marine Corps Ball.
So This Happened of the Day: Touring Chicago this week, Wilco stopped by their hometown's CW-affiliated TV station WGN to perform. While there, front man Jeff Tweedy decided to forecast the weather in signature Jeff Tweedy fashion.
Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: How's big-time Hollywood phony Will Ferrell doing? Why don't you come down to Davenport, Iowa, and ask him yourself? He'll be the one sitting on a log by the banks of the Mississippi drinking Old Milwaukee for some reason.