So This Happened of the Day: Bravo's Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named.
So This Happened of the Day: Asking celebrities to the Marine Corps Ball just went next-level: At a Toys-for-Tots event on the Washington D.C.-adjacent Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, Marine Lance Corporal Aaron Leeks managed to summon the courage he needed to ask Michelle Obama to accompany him to next year's Marine Corps Ball.
Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: How's big-time Hollywood phony Will Ferrell doing? Why don't you come down to Davenport, Iowa, and ask him yourself? He'll be the one sitting on a log by the banks of the Mississippi drinking Old Milwaukee for some reason.
See Also: Old Milwaukee Commercial #2