Sour Patch Kid Justice of the Day

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Everyone's been wronged by a Sour Patch Kid. Sadly, these victims would have a stronger case if they included the pallet-pulverizing filleting of the oral cavity that is the gummy candy's primary offense.

Bonus: "Nancy Disgrace" makes an award-worthy cameo.

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Celebrity Shill of the Day

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Celebrity Shill of the Day: Method Man raps about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial so he's got that going for him which is nice.

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