Spoiler Alert of the Day: Suck it, The Rock: The Janitor from Scrubs knew bin Laden's whereabouts four years ago.
Related: Christiane Amanpour knew too.
Tweet of the Day: Glee showrunner Brad Falchuk tells off (former) series extra Nicole Crowther after the latter tweeted several Glee spoilers, including the identity of the show's Prom King and Queen.
Crowther has since deleted her Twitter account; her acting career may soon follow suit.
Movie Montage of the Day: YouTuber HatInHand kinda-sorta spoils 71 cinematic climaxes in a supercut aptly dubbed "Spoiler Alert."
This Is Funny, You Should Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices of the Day: Brian Gallivan offers his Sassy Gay Friend services to Black Swan's Nina Sayers.
Mashup of the Day: "Harry and Dobbs" by spacemonkeydr.
A Harry Potter homage to Chris Wahl's "Chewie and Han." Available in shirt-form via RedBubble.
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Spoiler Alert of the Day: Your 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl: Supermodel Irina Shayk.
Cristiano Ronaldo's lovely girlfriend is everywhere (including last year's Swimsuit Issue), so this just makes sense. Better luck next year, every other girl.
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