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Cat Burglar of the Day: This Cat is in a Bank, Presumably, to Burgle It

The term “cat burglar” has to come from somewhere, right? Merriam-Webster defines it as “a burglar who is adept at entering and leaving the burglarized place without attracting notice.” Sounds like a real sneaky kitty. 

But that doesn’t necessarily correspond to this actual cat burglar, who was spotted just chilling in the lobby of a bank last night, presumably, in the middle of a burglary.

Now, I know this doesn’t look like your traditional cat burglar, missing are the black and white stripped shirt, black mask, and, of course, giant sack with a dollar sign on it. However, in its stead is — and follow me here — a cat.

That’s right this is a literal cat in a bank. We don’t know how the cat got in there, but we can definitely assume that he or she is there to burgle that bank.

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Meanwhile in Australia of the Day: Naked Man Gets Stuck in Australia
Via: Time NewsFeed
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"Hide and Seek" has always been thought of by most as a rather simple, innocent game. After all, it's for children, right? Well, a man in Australia decided to throw its innocence out the window and play the game naked. After deciding that a top-loading washing machine was a good hiding spot, he ended up getting stuck. Once emergency crews arrived, they ended up using olive oil to slip him out of his tiny prison.

One valuable lesson can be learned from this: if you get stuck naked in a washing machine, use olive oil before you call the fire department.

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That Shouldn't Be There of the Day: From the recently released St. Martin's Press book Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be -- Buzz Lightyear stars as Butt Tightrear in Sex Toy Story.

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