This Lunch Rush brought to you by the bear vote.
- TDW Geek: Someone created a super-realistic turret from Portal.
- Hahaha: "Oh, Mitt Romney's not going to be president of the United States. I think everybody knows that." --Nancy Pelosi
- WTF: Openly gay actor Rupert Everett "can't think of anything worse" than two gay dads.
- Awesome: Scientists have named a new type of wasp after Lady Gaga.
- Yikes: Syrian jets attacked Lebanon today.
- Sad: Lil Wayne takes a shot at Frank Ocean's sexuality.
- Pitiful: The Boy Scouts covered up/didn't report hundreds of instances of sexual molestation, documents show.
Lunch Lady: Kaki West
Lunch Leisure: Voxel Shooter (via)
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