Follow Up of the Day: After that receipt allegedly attributed to a cheapskate banker with a disdain for the 99% began to make the rounds, The Smoking Gun thought it smelled a rat, so it picked up the phone and called True Food Kitchen in Newport Beach and inquired after the veracity of the bill.

Turns out, it's not so much real as

Terrible Tipper of the Day: Twitter @FutureExBanker says (by way of Eater): "my jerk boss tips exactly 1%" because he loathes the 99%." He also apparently felt the need to tell True Food Kitchen server Breanna to "get a real job." 

I think it's high time someone occupied his