That's Gonna Leave A Mark of the Day: A speed camera caught Swiss motorcyclist Boris Maier doing 67 in a 50mph zone -- without his bike.

Local police say Maier likely lost control of his vehicle as he attempted to slow down after noticing the "traffic control measure." Luckily for the Bern-based biker, his protective leather outfit kept his injuries to a minimum.

He has b

In Case You Missed This Too of the Day: Here's Giants linebacker Michael Boley celebrating his touchdown in last night's Rams matchup by (inadvertently) beaning Giants video intern Ryan Brown with the football.

Boley only found out about the face-spiking after the game, and reportedly invited Brown to hug it out in the Giants locker room. Aw?

Anyway, here's the anima

Shear Luck of the Day: An Arizona man is reportedly doing fine after accidentally falling eye-first on a pair of pruning shears.

According to doctors at University Medical Center, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher accidentally lost his balance and fell on the gardening tool, causing half of it to become lodged in his eye socket. Amazingl

That's Gonna Leave A Mark of the Day: Jacksonville Suns starting pitcher Graham Taylor seems a bit confused about this whole "sliding" business. Then again, you'd be pretty confused about stuff too if you went around diving head-first into home plate.

[tps.]

Future Darwin Award Recipient of the Day: A Gainesville, Florida woman who thought it was a good idea to wake her boyfriend up with fireworks found out it wasn't when the "novelty item" exploded in her hand.

The blast blew off the 36-year-old's thumb, middle and ring fingers, and embedded bone fragments in the ceiling.

According to the Gainesvill

That's Gonna Leave A Mark of the Day: I'm not 100% on this, but I think Terrell may have broken his leg.

(sNSFW, legitimate expletives.)

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