Nobody honestly believes that the joke Siri told John Malkovich in Apple's latest iPhone commercial was funny, so Slacktory has given it a major upgrade with a play on one of the all-time classics.
(Sorta not safe for work, iPhones doing dirty, depraved things.)
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