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video internets Jessica Lowndes Tricked Everyone Into Thinking She Was Engaged to Jon Lovitz to Promote a Music Video
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According to sources all over the internet, comedian Jon Lovitz got engaged to 27-year-old Jessica Lowndes over the Easter weekend. If you're not a fan of the TV show '90210', or moderately successful pop music then you might be asking... who? 

If you saw the story you might have Googled her to find out after the serious love affair went viral. So then apparently the act, and this bizarre, pop-up video style music video were all worth it: 



She's admitted the "early April Fools" joke on her Instagram so it looks like their "relationship" is over. Sorry, Jon Lovitz, time to go back to lurking in the shadows. 


via briansgifs

memes george w bush A Waitress Got a Lot of Hate After Tweeting About Her Tip From George W. Bush With a 9/11 Joke
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This woman went to work as a server and had President George W. Bush and his wife as customers.  Apparently, they were pretty nice and left a "hella" tip. When she shared the picture they took together she referenced the conspiracy theory that "Bush did 9/11" as a joke.   

At first it was funny, but she got more attention than she planned on getting. 




The Tweet also got a lot of hate. Eventually it became necessary to let people know that she wasn't serious. 


Come on, Internet, can't you guys take a joke?

internet social media Snoop Dogg Accidentally Checked in to the Romanian City of Bogata, They Got Som Eunexpected Attention
Via: NPR
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While presumably celebrating his arrival in Bogotá, Columbia, Snoop Dogg took a selfie and checked in to Bogata, a city in Romania.  This gave Bogata a lot of attention from the internet crowd. If you're wondering what kind of place it is, someone has already capitalized on the publicity by making visitbogata.com and explaining 


via visitbogata.com

Someone has already capitalized on the new publicity by making visitbogata.com to explain everything the place has to offer. Interestingly enough, in addition to being super chill, Bogata is a place where industrial hemp is grown so they couldn't have had a better accidental celebrity endorsement. 

As for the people who actually live there, they don't really care. According to the Balkan Insight, one villager just seemed a little confused about the situation:

I don’t know how this singer – whoever is he – could make such a mistake. Bogota is one thing, Bogata something different Ioan, a 61-year-old villager said, according to a report in Pressone.ro magazine.
Hey Everybody, the Kid Who Ate a Cake In 'Matilda' Is a Man Now
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For whatever reason, the internet has just caught onto the fact that the fat child who ate an entire cake on Matilda hit puberty and came out the other end as a pretty good looking dude.  You may not have been aware, but someone made the cast of Matilda get together and reenact favorite fan moments at a reunion for a bonus feature in a 2013 edition of the movie. 

For those of you who have just discovered a new celebrity crush, here's the scene with him all grown up: 

internet politics Go to FriendsWhoLikeTrump.com for an Instant List of People to Unfriend on Facebook
Via: Mashable
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This "website" is really just a redirect to a Facebook search for friends who like Trump. If you're in the mood to shed some dead weight from your social obligations, this is the perfect tool. 

Apparently this handy link originated from Gabriel Whaley, an internet troublemaker also known for the infinite text-in-progress gif


via @Gabriel_Whaley

geek news george lucas defends greedo shot first doesnt use internet
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In a recent interview with The Washington Post, George Lucas waxed poetic about the painful experience of letting go of Star Wars, and the lengths he's had to go to over the years in order to spare himself the vitriol of Star Wars fans. Apparently, "Lucas says he has assiduously avoided the Internet since 2000 — no Facebook, no Twitter, no e-mail even," which I guess means he's been lucky enough to never have to witness a debate about who shot first on someone's Facebook wall.



Speaking of who shot first, Lucas defended his "Greedo shot first" change as convincingly as you'll ever hear:

Han Solo was going to marry Leia, and you look back and say, ‘Should he be a cold-blooded killer?’ Because I was thinking mythologically — should he be a cowboy, should he be John Wayne? And I said, ‘Yeah, he should be John Wayne.’ And when you’re John Wayne, you don’t shoot people [first] — you let them have the first shot. It’s a mythological reality that we hope our society pays attention to.


Han Solo may be a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder, but the man's got a code. Luckily for Lucas, he won't be online to read the responses to that argument.

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Via: Dr. Gino
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Cleveland-based dentist Gino DiGiannantonio (aka Dr. Gino) may not know it yet, but his strange haircut has a lot of people talking.

His photo in an ad has been viewed over 3 million times the past 17 hours, because… that hair.

Here are just a few of the comments:

“When the hairdresser asks if the haircut looks good and you just say yes.”

“This man’s got a 3 head.”

“In his defense, he does have nice teeth and the sign is for dentistry.”

“looks more like a kitten covered in afterbirth to me”

He’s also starting to get the meme treatment:

“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiannanitonianonio.”

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