Kids These Days of the Day: I don't know a single thing about the University of Albany or its annual St. Paddy's Day "Kegs and Eggs" celebration, but I am 99% sure it doesn't require sacrificing some unlucky SOB's Nissan Maxima to the God of Poor Decision Making Skills.

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Kids Get Upset Over The Darndest Things of the Day: 7-year-old Jonah, who, for reasons unclear, refers to Justin Bieber as his "teenager," is rather distraught over his teenager's loss to underdog Esperanza Spalding at Sunday's Grammy Awards.

A word of advice, kid: Learn to pick your tantrums. There's plenty more heartache ahead.

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