This Is Funny, You Should Listen To It of the Day: Those self-centered brats who told their parents to f*ck off because they got the wrong color iPhone for Christmas may be fairly awful people, but this song Jonathan Mann composed using their distasteful tweets is hilarious, so I guess they're not completely worthless human beings after all.
Louis C.K. Stand-Up Special Outtake of the Day: To promote the premiere of his upcoming comedy special, Live At The Beacon Theater, Louis C.K. has uploaded a (NSFW) outtake from the show that won't appear in the special.
Come for the poignant rambling on evolution, stay for the impression of two giraffes doing it missionary style.