In Case You Missed It of the Day: Overheard at the doctor's: "I'm sorry, Mr. Kimmel, but you're going to have to run that by me one more time: How did you say you contracted a drug-resistant strain of herpes?"

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The Charlie Sheen Link Round Up To (Hopefully) End All Charlie Sheen Link Round Ups:

• Above: "#Winning #TigerBlood" by David Schwen.

• Denis Richards sounds off, refuses to let Charlie Sheen near their kids;

Charlie Sheen Link Round Up:

• Judge strips Charlie Sheen of custody over twin sons after alleged death threat aimed at ex Brooke Mueller; Related: Charlie Sheen’s History Of Violence Toward Women.

Winning Tweet of the Day: The American Red Cross has Charlie Sheen jokes. Then again, could just be another drunk-tweet.

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Winning Print of the Day: Alex Pardee pays homage to iconic cartoonist Ralph Steadman in his illustrated tribute to Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen's winning spirit.

You can pick up a print here