It seems that Republican Senate candidate Todd Akin has us all confused about when rape is legitimate rape.
Thankfully, we have this little Schoolhouse Rock-esque tune to help us sort things out.
Never mind the bipartisan calls for him to quit the Missouri Senate race -- Todd Akin, the "legitimate rape" expert and GOP candidate, has decided to forge ahead, and he's begging his constituents for forgiveness.
This new ad should do the trick.
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Missouri Senate candidate -- and world-renowned pregnancy expert -- Todd Akin:
First of all, from what I understand from doctors (pregnancy from rape) is really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.