Ronan Farrow, the 24-year-old sole biological child of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, has never been a fan of his father's marriage to Soon-Yi Previn, who is also Ronan Farrow's adopted sister.

Mia Farrow's "boom" retweet? Perf.

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Tony Nicklinson suffered a massive stroke in 2005 that left him with locked-in syndrome -- he is completely paralyzed and unable to speak, but his mind was unharmed.

Now, the 57-year-old has become the first person to tweet using only the movement of his eyes:

Hello world, I am tony nicklinson, I have locked-in syndrome and this is my first ever tweet.

Nicklinson, who lives in the U.K., will ask the high court Monday to argue that a doctor should be allowed lawfully to end his life. He says his current state is "dull, miserable, demeaning, undignified and intolerable."

Follow him @TonyNicklinson. (Loving husband and father. Rugby fan. Twitter novice with locked-in syndrome.)

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Buffalo Bills wide receiver David Clowney was so excited that his recent HIV test came back negative, he decided to share his good news with the Internets. Touchdown!

[@davidclowney]

Good to know victim-blaming doesn't run in the family.

[@geraldorivera.]

Journalist Barry Malone, who covers Africa for Reuters, reports on some amusing confusion sparked by the arrest of Kony 2012 mastermind Jason Russell.

[@malonebarry.]

Tweet of the Day: "Verified: Steve Carell has joined Twitter. --Wayne Gretzky"

--Michael Scott.

[@stevecarell.]

Tweet of the Day: Amazing.

[@blainecapatch.]