Following the announcement of Obama's victory last night, one of his most outspoken critics Donald Trump had an epic public breakdown on Twitter, laying down all the cliches in the amateur's guide to internet punditry (paraphrased):

• Ugh, Electoral College sucks.
• Democracy is dead to me.
• Guys, let's start a revolution.
• This country sucks now.

In a conspicuous attempt to divert the attention, Trump subsequently removed some of his tweets and even made room for a self-promo hashtag (#TrumpCares) to boast about sending relief supplies to Hurricane-damaged areas in New York, but Salon has published screen captures of the highlights for your enragement (shown left).

Created by two college friends Robinson Meyer and Nick Castele, @NYTPrepositions pokes fun at the New York Times' obsessive pursuit of prepositional phrases as headlines of their stories.

In the heyday of MySpace, a news team tries to figure out Twitter; hilarity ensues.

Nike ditches him; he ditches Livestrong; Twitter explodes.

Best.

Zing!