In a shocking turn of events, Stanford University has made Model/TV Host/Vacant Starer Tyra Banks a Professor:
Banks will be a guest lecturer for MBA students next May, co-teaching a class on personal branding. May we suggest they expand her course offerings to include "The Art of Fierceness," "Neck Lengthening for Beginners"...
and "Theorizing Branding With Only Your Eyes."
Get it, girl.