OMFG.

[thanks, brian!]

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are headed for divorce after nine years of marriage and two sons, the couple's people have confirmed to US Weekly.

With this news, it's probably safe to say that true love doesn't really exist.

[thanks, jason!]

Will Arnett wasn't about to let Amy Poehler's new advice series go unmatched.

[smartgirls]

THIS -- a new web series in which Amy Poehler gives a 14-year-old girl honest-to-god makeup advice in the first installment -- is why we love her.

It's also why it's sometimes hard to believe she's married to this guy. (Link Not Safe For Work.)

[smartgirls]