Guy meets girl.
Guy and and girl move in together.
Girl asks guy to get one last box out of her car.
Things get weird real fast.
New Jersey Pastor Eric Dammann is using his fist to force God's will upon his people.
In a sermon that reportedly dates back to July but has recently gone viral, Damann says he met a kid named Ben in Calgary who was a "smart aleck."
He wasn't taking the Lord seriously, so he did what any peaceful man of God would do and knocked him to the ground.
"So I walked over to him and went, Bam! Punched him in the chest as hard as I could," he said. "I crumpled the kid. I just crumpled him."
He later apologized saying the clip was out of context.
"I do not endorse child abuse or the punching of children," he told The NY Daily News. "My intention in the sermon was to make a point of how God can use our mistakes. The viral clip does not show the whole sermon, where I say what I did was wrong."
Who needs video games when you have trash and household appliances?
Using some common items found around the home (and possibly lots of drugs), this guy created his own virtual world to keep himself entertained.
Meanwhile in Florida…
A new theme park called "Machine Gun America" is opening December 20 in Orlando, because teaching kids how to use automatic weapons in the same area as Disney World is a great idea!
Dubbed "Orlando's first automatic adrenaline attraction" the park says it offers "an exciting way to experience firearms in a safe, secure, state-of-the-art environment designed to give anyone, regardless of their experience level, the thrill of a lifetime."
Guests cannot bring their own guns, you can't drink and anyone 13-years or older is allowed into the park.
The 13,000-square-foot facility has, according to the press release, 10 firing lanes, three simulators, a full-immersion video experience with surround sound, a gift shop, refreshment area and VIP Lounge and viewing area.
There are also a number themes you can choose from, including a zombie apocalypse and one called "Automatic Divas:"
Special Ops Red, White and Blue
Feeling patriotic? Shoot military-grade firearms and feel like a national hero.
A shooting experience perfect for guys and dolls looking for the thrill of some of the most infamous 'heaters' from the 1930s and 40s.
The Walking Dread
Are you a survivor? Brave the zombie apocalypse with the help of fully automatic firearms. Don't forget, aim for the undead head.
Channel your inner Bond and experience the thrill of being an elite special agent. Shoot legendary sophisticated guns in classic Bond style, tuxedo not required.
Fulfill your Wild West destiny with classic guns of outlaws and lawmen alike that are sure to hit the target for any cowboy.
Let your bad side come out to play and take charge with polished pistols and powerful machine guns for the biggest and boldest rush of excitement.
Big Screen Legends
Say hello to our little friends. Live out your favorite movie scenes with some of the most legendary guns in film history and become the hero of your own story. There has of course been some pushback over the opening of the park from groups like Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense, but MGA is still opening up as scheduled.
"It's romanticizing our freedom and our history," General Manager Bruce Nierenberg told Florida's WTSP. "I mean, it's part of American life. That's how we gained our freedom."
Cleveland-based dentist Gino DiGiannantonio (aka Dr. Gino) may not know it yet, but his strange haircut has a lot of people talking.
His photo in an ad has been viewed over 3 million times the past 17 hours, because… that hair.
Here are just a few of the comments:
“When the hairdresser asks if the haircut looks good and you just say yes.”
“This man’s got a 3 head.”
“In his defense, he does have nice teeth and the sign is for dentistry.”
“looks more like a kitten covered in afterbirth to me”
He’s also starting to get the meme treatment:
“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiannanitonianonio.”
If you live in Allouez, Wisconsin, you may have recently noticed a giant snow monster roaming the city streets with a poodle.
No, no one spiked your eggnog. This is all too real.
A woman calling herself "Bumble" has been spotted walking around the neighborhood dressed as the Abominable Snow Monster of the North from "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" with her dog named Blizzard.
After images of the duo spread online, residents were all like WTF?
According to Fox 11:
When asked what she was doing walking the streets of Allouez, Bumble said she was visiting from Misfit Island.
She also said she is simply there to "bring joy, happiness."
But she forgot to mention "terror," and "confusion."
As part of their initiative to recruit women, ISIS has released a recipe for pancakes.
Earlier this year, the terrorist group established a finishing school called "Al-Zawra," to attract women to the cause who are "interested in explosive belt and suicide bombing more than a white dress or a castle or clothing or furniture."
The school provides training in areas like sewing, cooking, first aid and social media so women can assist their husbands in battle.
The pancakes post is a follow up to their "balls of date mush" recipe from earlier in November and is pretty basic.
The biggest atrocity: they suggest honey and not maple syrup.