You might not get what you're expecting. At least it was quick.

[sayomg]

Utilizing some truly amazing cg animation, this video throws in so many sociopolitical metaphors that it almost becomes poetry. Or something.

Possibly Not Safe For Work, and goes best with a side of drugs.

[geeksaresexy]

New summer job opening: duck walker.

[to]

Whatever "Hot Potato Style" may be, it's going to cause a fair amount of trauma to the optic nerve.

[coilhouse]

Courtesy of a trio of literature students known only as Jack, Kayla and Julie, here's the first-ever (and hopefully only ever) not-meant-to-offend-anyone-but-inevitably-offensive-anyway Anne Frank-themed parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me this isn't the most historically accurate version of events available.

[via @lindseyweber]

Oh, look, it's Superman, the Man of ... wow, okay. That is definitely not steel.

His weaknesses include kryptonite and basically any sharp object at all.

[feingut.]

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: [Trigger warning: Child abuse] Footage of a four-year-old boy from Nanjing, China, being forced to run through the snowy streets of NYC in his underwear -- at times even told to lie down -- was uploaded online by the boy's father.

According to the man's assistan