Meanwhile, In Fort Myers of the Day: The Burger King James Version of the Bible is by far the least literal translation.

[sirmitchell.]

Stuffed Animal of the Day: Story goes that, in 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden received a lion skin as a gift from the Bey of Algiers. The taxidermist tasked with mounting it had never seen a lion in real life, and only had a vague idea of what one was supposed to look like.

The resulting monstrosity -- seen above -- remains on display at

What Is This I Don't Even of the Day: Circletine: Now with more what the hell just happened and why is my throat sore from screaming my head off.

[reddit.]

Earworm of the Day: Unfortunately, no one can be told what Gravy Rainbow is. You have to see it for yourself.

[sayomg.]

Worst Person Ever of the Day: 6-year-old Enzo, who was diagnosed with life-threatening Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia at the tender age of three, wanted nothing more than to spend an hour or two of the few he might have left cooking with his idol, Ina Garten the Barefoot Contessa. (Bed-ridden Enzo often watches the celebrity chef's Food Network show with his mom by his side.)

But when the Make-A-Wish Foundation approached Garten to help make Enzo's dream come true, she

The Family That Doesn't Pee Together of the Day: From Wikipedia: "The Kelly Family is a Irish-German music group consisting of a multi-generational family, who plays a repertoire of rock, pop and folk music. They have enjoyed considerable chart and concert success in Europe and other parts of the world, especially in Germany, the Benelux countries, Scandinavia, Eastern Europe, Spain and Portugal. They have sold over

You Don't Know Where It's Been of the Day: The latest rat-fraternizing New York City Subway patron (previously) may or may not kiss his mother with that mouth.

[videogum.]