Phantom Pregnancy of the Day: Giant Panda Fakes Pregnancy to Receive Pampering

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Phantom Pregnancy of the Day: Giant Panda Fakes Pregnancy to Receive Pampering
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There were plans to have the birth be the first live broadcast of a panda cub being born, but plans were cut when the Chengdu Breeding Research Centre found out the panda was faking it.

"Pandas thought to be pregnant receive 24-hour care, more food, and live in an air-conditioned single room." Wu Kongju, who works at the centre, told Xinhua: "They also receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some clever pandas have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life."

The panda just wanted to live in luxury...

Food of the Day: Tim Hortons Introduces New Buffalo Crunch Doughnut

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Food of the Day: Tim Hortons Introduces New Buffalo Crunch Doughnut
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News lost in the Tim Hortons Burger King merger is this bizarre new doughnut. Covered with actual Buffalo sauce, two decorative tortilla strips, and crushed up chips, Tim Hortons' new Buffalo Crunch Dount tastes a little bit like a chicken wing.

The One Guy That Approves Beer Labels

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The One Guy That Approves Beer Labels
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This year alone, 29,500 individually designed beer labels have been submitted for approval to the Trade Department's Tax and Trade Bureau. And every single one of those label designs was approved or denied by a single man: Kent "Battle" Martin, a man who is the bane of the beer industry for his power to reject labels for the flimsiest of reasons.


Here are a few of the reasons:

Battle has rejected a beer label for the King of Hearts, which had a playing card image on it, because the heart implied that the beer would have a health benefit.

He rejected a beer label featuring a painting called The Conversion of Paula By Saint Jerome because its name, St. Paula's Liquid Wisdom, contained a medical claim--that the beer would grant wisdom.

He rejected a beer called Pickled Santa because Santa's eyes were too "googly" on the label, and labels cannot advertise the physical effects of alcohol. (A less googly-eyed Santa was later approved.)

He rejected a beer called Bad Elf because it featured an "Elf Warning," suggesting that elves not operate toy-making machinery while drinking the ale. The label was not approved on the grounds that the warning was confusing to consumers.